✯ Alternate Universe Session ✯ [Action for house/Written]

[byakkoyagirl]

[This morning when Paprika woke up, she was not welcomed to the comfortable feeling of her bed, the light buzz of an alarm clock ringing at 6am and the generally feeling someone gets when they wake from a good night rest. Instead she is welcomed by rocks, trees, patches of grass and so on. And the sound of the birds cawing wakes her up around 5:30am. To her surprise, she is out in the middle of the woods. What's worse - she has no recollection of ever going into the woods.]

[...]

[It takes her about an hour to get back to Community House 2, where she quietly enters the house using a spare key. The "spare key" being a window against the wall of the 5th apartment room, which was convienently opened enough for her to push it up and climb into her bedroom. It's not being a bedroom intruder if you actually live in the house, right? She would enter through the door, but couldn't find her key once she arrived.

She silently showers, dries off, dresses herself in a new change of clothes and goes to the kitchen to start breakfast for the two other mouths. Hope you boys like scrambled eggs, toast and orange juice, made by your dear sweet mother. And try not to wonder why mom never came home last night either.]

[Written in the afternoon - Filtered from Luke and Asch 100%]

Okay everyone, it's time to play a game. The game is called "Who left Paprika in the middle of the woods last night without her permission". All you have to do is say the name of the jerkface who left me in the woods at night.

C'mon, don't be shy. I just want to know why I woke up in the woods this morning, instead of my significantly more comfortable bed. It's okay, I don't bite. Much.

[...]

Also, can someone make me a new key for my house?

[ooc: tags come in the morning after I wake up and go to my classes]

Comments

[dissonates]

[Trying to sneak in, dear mother? For shame, for shame. You live with a son who used to be a ninja, you know.

Still, Asch doesn't emerge from his room until the smell of breakfast fills the apartment, looking as fresh as someone can look in the morning without having a shower. He's in the middle of reading a book as he sits himself down, but Paprika gets a mumbled "good morning" from him, at least. Not the friendliest son ever.]

[fabrecation]

[Though Luke is a late sleeper compared to Paprika and Asch, he still gets up bright and earlyish and is immediately surprised by the fact that it feels like he barely got any sleep at all. He went to bed early like always, right? So why was he so tired...? Even when he looked into the mirror, he looked as if he got three or four hours of sleep, at most. Uuugh... Hopefully mother won't ask questions. And hopefully he can guard his thoughts and emotions enough for Asch to not catch on.

At least the smell wakes him up a little. With a great big yawn, he rubs his eyes and heads out to the table, where he flops down into a chair and just stares blearily ahead, bedhead and pajamas and all. Maaan, he hasn't had this little sleep in ages.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

[When they get to their seats the plates and cups will already be down in front of them, fresh and ready. She soon seats herself and looks at her two sons with a smile.

...]

Well, aren't you two cheerful this morning! [She laughs a little.] Got plans for today I hope? I don't want to see either of you loafing around. ...And Asch, put down the book while eating, it isn't going anywhere.

[dissonates]

[Asch doesn't respond for another moment or so, finishing up the paragraph he's on before reluctantly closing the book, looking irritated at having to stop. The last thing he wants is breakfast conversation. Meaningless chatter is not his thing.]

Training your mind isn't loafing around. I don't want to end up being good for nothing but fighting like some people.

[HINT HINT STUPID YOUNGER TWIN BY TEN YEARS MINUTES]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

You got left in the woods? And here I thought waking up in someone else's apartment was bad. [It was certainly embarrassing enough.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Least you were sleeping somewhere that didn't give you backaches. You got out of that situation well enough?

fff I thought I sent this.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

It was Zack, so it wasn't much of a "situation". An embarrassment? Yep! But... [She shakes her head, letting the topic go.]

How bad does it hurt? Maybe I could help. [She does practice healing with Nala, after all.

/patpat

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

I gotcha. [Yeah moving on--]

You don't need to worry about me, really! I'll be alright. If I do feel more pains you'll be the first to know, alright?

[doubleppk]

I don't suppose you sleepwalk, do you?

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Can't say I do. Then again, you can never really tell if you sleepwalk unless someone watches you do it.

[doubleppk]

Ah, very true. Perhaps someone spotted you doing it this first time.

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

If they did I would really appreciate them telling me! Sleep walking is technically a disorder.

[Written]

[consultmybooks]

Someone left you in the woods?

...I don't suppose you'd mind sharing the name of the individual when you finally discover it?

[Written]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Nope, sorry. There won't be anything left of them when I finish.

Re: [Written]

[consultmybooks]

I never get to have any fun thanks to you. What if I want the chance to express my displeasure over waking up in the clinic?

[Written]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Wow. I am so sorry you ended up in the clinic. In a warm bed, with food and shelter and people to tend to you. My pity only surpasses my sarcasm in weight.

Scrambles to remember who was all related to Vash. Hi Aunty

[goldenglasses]

You woke up in the woods?! [Suddenly waking up where he did doesn't sound so bad at all.]

Hi nephew~

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Sure did. Pretty rude to dump me out there, while other people got nice beds that aren't their own.

[goldenglasses]

[He winces.] Yeah, I wonder why you got sent to the woods. Are you alright?

[Voice] - Hello, mother-in-law 8D

[chiisaichou.livejournal.com]

[It's a bit of time after Miyabi woke up under the cherry tree that she responds. She's dressed now, but she's still outside and on a round-up mission to find the remaining members of her family that are still missing. Especially her baby sister, Elicia.]

Eeh, you too, Miss Paprika? [She couldn't shake the title just yet.] I woke up under the cherry tree this morning, and my family, too, were found in different places...

[Voice] - 8D~

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Yeesh, looks like everyone is getting switched around. [...Wait.] You were below a tree? Are you alright, Miyabi? You didn't fall or anything, did you?

[Voice] - 8D~

[chiisaichou.livejournal.com]

[O-Oops, maybe telling everyone she woke up under the cherry tree wasn't such a good idea. Her family were so prone to jump to conclusions, and worry. She pauses in her search and puts up a hand, looking sheepish.]

I'm fine, I promise! I don't have any pains or anything, so I must've just been moved on the grass under it. And papa came to get me right away-- [Like a goddamn heat-seeking missile.] --so I wasn't out for too long, I think.

Ah, but...I still haven't heard from Elicia or Chopper, yet. You haven't heard anything, have you?

[folklorist]

Someone left you in the woods? Well it's a very interesting, um, prank. Though a bit more elaborate, I can't imagine why anyone would do such a thing. [ So much frowning on his end. Honestly first his brother ends up in the clinic and now you in the woods it's so very strange when this happens. ]

Are you alright?

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Looks like everyone is getting switched around for some weird reason. Sounds like a pretty lame prank. What happened to buckets of water?

[A sigh is slightly audible and she continues to write.] Yeah, I'm fine. You didn't get switched around or anything, right?

[folklorist]

I suppose they're getting more creative. [ Sounds a little bit more amused knowing you're alright. ]

Oh, no. Woke up in the apartment as usual.