✯ Alternate Universe Session ✯ [Action for house/Written]

[byakkoyagirl]

[This morning when Paprika woke up, she was not welcomed to the comfortable feeling of her bed, the light buzz of an alarm clock ringing at 6am and the generally feeling someone gets when they wake from a good night rest. Instead she is welcomed by rocks, trees, patches of grass and so on. And the sound of the birds cawing wakes her up around 5:30am. To her surprise, she is out in the middle of the woods. What's worse - she has no recollection of ever going into the woods.]

[...]

[It takes her about an hour to get back to Community House 2, where she quietly enters the house using a spare key. The "spare key" being a window against the wall of the 5th apartment room, which was convienently opened enough for her to push it up and climb into her bedroom. It's not being a bedroom intruder if you actually live in the house, right? She would enter through the door, but couldn't find her key once she arrived.

She silently showers, dries off, dresses herself in a new change of clothes and goes to the kitchen to start breakfast for the two other mouths. Hope you boys like scrambled eggs, toast and orange juice, made by your dear sweet mother. And try not to wonder why mom never came home last night either.]

[Written in the afternoon - Filtered from Luke and Asch 100%]

Okay everyone, it's time to play a game. The game is called "Who left Paprika in the middle of the woods last night without her permission". All you have to do is say the name of the jerkface who left me in the woods at night.

C'mon, don't be shy. I just want to know why I woke up in the woods this morning, instead of my significantly more comfortable bed. It's okay, I don't bite. Much.

[...]

Also, can someone make me a new key for my house?

[ooc: tags come in the morning after I wake up and go to my classes]

Comments

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

I'll put out an advertisement during the festival. "Aerith needs a boyfriend. Must like sweet and well-mannered woman." How does that sound?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Well the guys have to pass some qualifications, too. [Her tone's still lighthearted and joking. Relationships are just a bit of an odd thing with Aerith. She flirts, she teases, she might even go on a "play" date... but it's been a while since she was serious about a guy. No big deal.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh my, and what are my dearest sister's high standards like? Good job, nice eyes, wants to commit? Tell me!

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

First things first, absolutely no jerks allowed!

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Definitely not. This is a no jerks zone! What about perverts and creeps, or are we lumping them into the jerk category?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

"Jerks" is a pretty good catch-all. [She uses it too much.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Got it. Okay, what's next after no jerks then?

[Yes she is noting this down. It is fun okay.]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

I do like nice eyes... oh, and he has to be able to laugh at himself! [Because she WILL be teasing him.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Nice eyes, good sense of humor. Anything else? Maybe a nice place in the valley or long walks by the shore.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

--Hmmm. Maybe it's too picky, but it just won't work if he doesn't like my flowers. [She can't help laughing now, even if it IS true.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

[She laughs as well.]

Wow Aerith, why not just marry the flowers? I bet they'll be good to you like always!

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Hmm, why not! I've got nieces and nephews already!

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

I wonder what the kids will look like. Pretty interesting I bet.