✯ Alternate Universe Session ✯ [Action for house/Written]

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[This morning when Paprika woke up, she was not welcomed to the comfortable feeling of her bed, the light buzz of an alarm clock ringing at 6am and the generally feeling someone gets when they wake from a good night rest. Instead she is welcomed by rocks, trees, patches of grass and so on. And the sound of the birds cawing wakes her up around 5:30am. To her surprise, she is out in the middle of the woods. What's worse - she has no recollection of ever going into the woods.]

[...]

[It takes her about an hour to get back to Community House 2, where she quietly enters the house using a spare key. The "spare key" being a window against the wall of the 5th apartment room, which was convienently opened enough for her to push it up and climb into her bedroom. It's not being a bedroom intruder if you actually live in the house, right? She would enter through the door, but couldn't find her key once she arrived.

She silently showers, dries off, dresses herself in a new change of clothes and goes to the kitchen to start breakfast for the two other mouths. Hope you boys like scrambled eggs, toast and orange juice, made by your dear sweet mother. And try not to wonder why mom never came home last night either.]

[Written in the afternoon - Filtered from Luke and Asch 100%]

Okay everyone, it's time to play a game. The game is called "Who left Paprika in the middle of the woods last night without her permission". All you have to do is say the name of the jerkface who left me in the woods at night.

C'mon, don't be shy. I just want to know why I woke up in the woods this morning, instead of my significantly more comfortable bed. It's okay, I don't bite. Much.

[...]

Also, can someone make me a new key for my house?

[ooc: tags come in the morning after I wake up and go to my classes]

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[dissonates]

[Trying to sneak in, dear mother? For shame, for shame. You live with a son who used to be a ninja, you know.

Still, Asch doesn't emerge from his room until the smell of breakfast fills the apartment, looking as fresh as someone can look in the morning without having a shower. He's in the middle of reading a book as he sits himself down, but Paprika gets a mumbled "good morning" from him, at least. Not the friendliest son ever.]

[fabrecation]

[Though Luke is a late sleeper compared to Paprika and Asch, he still gets up bright and earlyish and is immediately surprised by the fact that it feels like he barely got any sleep at all. He went to bed early like always, right? So why was he so tired...? Even when he looked into the mirror, he looked as if he got three or four hours of sleep, at most. Uuugh... Hopefully mother won't ask questions. And hopefully he can guard his thoughts and emotions enough for Asch to not catch on.

At least the smell wakes him up a little. With a great big yawn, he rubs his eyes and heads out to the table, where he flops down into a chair and just stares blearily ahead, bedhead and pajamas and all. Maaan, he hasn't had this little sleep in ages.]

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[When they get to their seats the plates and cups will already be down in front of them, fresh and ready. She soon seats herself and looks at her two sons with a smile.

...]

Well, aren't you two cheerful this morning! [She laughs a little.] Got plans for today I hope? I don't want to see either of you loafing around. ...And Asch, put down the book while eating, it isn't going anywhere.

[dissonates]

[Asch doesn't respond for another moment or so, finishing up the paragraph he's on before reluctantly closing the book, looking irritated at having to stop. The last thing he wants is breakfast conversation. Meaningless chatter is not his thing.]

Training your mind isn't loafing around. I don't want to end up being good for nothing but fighting like some people.

[HINT HINT STUPID YOUNGER TWIN BY TEN YEARS MINUTES]

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[fabrecation]

[Luke raises an eyebrow, but... he doesn't really get it just yet, so he'll just pay attention to momma instead.]

Just practicing for the festival, I guess... [He's one of the few who's not quite so enthused by The Great One, but he knows better than to open his mouth about it. Plus... well, festivals are fun. And he has big plans for it... ...]

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[fabrecation]

[... ... ... WAIT

ROUNDING ON ASCH NOW.]

Hey! I don't just fight!

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[A sigh.]

Training your mind is important, but it's equally as important to get fresh air and socialize with people.

...And no making fun of each other at the breakfast table either. [Looking at both of you :|]

[dissonates]

[Cue Captain Scowlyface.]

No one said any names. [It was implied, okay.] It's not my fault Luke is like that. [Self-centered dreck.]

[fabrecation]

You're the one who started it!

[Hey Asch, you feel that? That might just be your brother kicking your leg under the table.]

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I don't care who started. Now stop fighting. It's too early for this...

[dissonates]

[Sorry Mom, Asch has to return the kick to his dumb brother.]

You heard her, dreck. Cut it out.

[fabrecation]

Ow- You cut it out!

[But he'll scoot his chair away from Asch anyway. While shooting him a glare, that is.]

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[Waving a fork in Asch's face now.]

Don't think I have no clue what the word 'dreck' means.

[And now waving said fork in Luke's face.]

And stop responding to your brother like that. You know he likes riling you up.

[And finally taking that fork and cutting up a piece of egg.]

Now both of you play nice or I'll ground you. Don't think I won't.

[dissonates]

Aren't we a little old for that threat by now? [Mooooooom seriously.]

[fabrecation]

[Luke shoots Asch another look before he cringes under momma Paprika's punishment. Nooo, he can't be grounded! He can't miss the festival! He's got so much he's supposed to do there!

So, he sinks in his chair a little and pouts.]

Yes ma'am.

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Yeah, you are pretty old for that threat. That's why you should listen, so you can avoid it!

[She sighs and takes a sip of her orange juice.]

Now both of you eat and get ready for today. There are still a lot of things to do for the festival and only a few days left.

[dissonates]

[Asch shrugs and starts eating, though his expression sours at the mention of the festival.] I'm not going.

[fabrecation]

[Well, that snaps Luke out of his frustration - and out of his eating, too, and he lifts his head a bit to look at Asch in confusion.]

Why not?

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Yeah, I'm interested in this too. Why not?

[She shoots a small look of confusion.]

[dissonates]

Don't look so surprised. You know I don't like big parties. [They're for people who actually like... you know... people.]

[fabrecation]

Yeah, but... [H-He's going to be there. ;A;]

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[She frowns a little. It isn't like she's going to drag him there, but--]

This is a one time a year thing though. Can't you at least go out for an hour or two? I'm sure you can find something to do there. Something just as stimulating as reading a book.

[dissonates]

[Asch shoots an annoyed look in Luke's direction, as if he knows exactly what he's thinking.] I'm not going to go just to watch you make out with that girlfriend of yours. That's not the kind of stimulation anyone needs.

[fabrecation]

[ALDFJSDFEAWOIFD

Luke just. Covers his face with one hand to try and hide that blush - there might be a wave of embarrassment flowing over, too, and he shoots Asch an annoyed look in return.]

That's not all I'm- [WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG FFFFF] That's not what I'm going to do!

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[O-Oh...]

Asch, you shouldn't tease your brother like...[And then she starts to snicker a little, but quickly composes herself] It isn't nice to say-- [okay she's snickering some more again oh no this isn't what a supportive mother does...

And then she turns to Luke and loses it when she sees him covering his face.]

L-Luke!! [And just puts a hand on his head and ruffles his hair.] Don't let him get you down! He's just jealous he doesn't have a girlfriend to do those things with! [Annnnd just laughing now.]