byakkoyagirl | ✯ Ninth Session ✯ [Voice]

Hey everyone, Paprika here. Word around the village is that we got new people coming in here again. Sorry to everyone who got roped into this crazy place - if you don't think it suits your needs that is. This place can be really insane sometimes, but remember: you aren't alone here. We all deal with the same scientists and helping each other out isn't a crime and you shouldn't feel bad reaching out for help either!

If anyone has anything they want to discuss, I'll be always available so long as I am around this place! I'm a trained and liscensed psychologist back home and things will always be kept private between us. I promise I'm not a big gossiper.

But, enough of that! I think a game would be fun to play. To break the ice and whatnot. So, lets play Two Truths and a Lie. You introduce yourself and then make three statements. One of them has to be a lie and the other two are truth things. The person needs to guess what is the lie and what are the truthes. You can tell a lot about someone from the things they say and the things they don't say, so it could be fun. I definitely encourage the new people to play along with me. Look I'll go first.

Lets see...

My name is Paprika.

I have saved the world from the brink of doom!
I have been in Luceti for over a year so far.
I once ate 10 hotdogs under five minutes.

Oh and you should tell me why you think the statement is a lie too, just for added fun!

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In dreams. I'll dream you something, then.

Dream me something? [She's a bit...perplexed by that statement. No one has ever really dreamed her something, so she can't even think if it's possible.] What do you have in mind?

It's not what I want that matters. It's what you have in mind that matters. Ooooor what you want in my mind.

...Really?

[She thinks. Well, she wouldn't mind taking Jack up on his request. It's only so rare that she has a ton of fun in dreams, given her complex of helping everyone with their own dreams.

...Hm...]

Alright then. I want to go on a pirate adventure with you!

[Oh! This is much more better than he had expected!]

You do, do you? Very well---I think that can very much be arranged, darling!

Awesome! [The sound of a light clap can be heard on the other side. Paprika is definitely excited - more than usual.] I can't wait to see what kind of adventure you can conjure up in your mind. You are the expert on those, I'm sure, so I'll trust in you Jack Sparrow.

I suppose....I suppose you could give me suggestions. Perhaps if you told me what sort of adventure you wanted before I fell asleep, I could oblige.

[Dreams were squirrelly things, of course. Jack cannot pretend to have full control over them.]

Suggestions?

[She pouts. Well, no, she didn't expect Jack to be able to do it all on his own. People usually have to train for months to have a grasp of control over what they dream.]

Well, I guess something on a boat? Like going off to find treasure and we run into danger? Hm...I don't know, I just want something exciting.

Something on a boat. Treasure. Danger.

I think I can manage this, actually. Just hope you don't get the dream involving the chicken and the far-too-large pair of pants.

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That would be pretty interesting too! But, it isn't a pirate adventure.

It is when I'm wearing the chicken!

That still sounds pretty interesting, Jack! But, I won't pray for it, if that gives you some comfort. Pirate adventuring sounds tough wearing a chicken.

You'd be surprised at the freedom of movement one has when clad only in a chicken. HOWEVER---possibly something you wouldn't actually WANT to see, now that I think on it.

Very well--chickenless pirate adventure. I could do my best with it, mistress.

You could do the chicken dance to confuse your enemies though! If you even know what that is.

Chickens, my dearest dream doctor, do not dance.

No, no, no. The chickens don't dance - the name of the dance itself is just called Chicken Dance!

But why would I dance like a chicken? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

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