✯ Ninth Session ✯ [Voice]

[byakkoyagirl]

Hey everyone, Paprika here. Word around the village is that we got new people coming in here again. Sorry to everyone who got roped into this crazy place - if you don't think it suits your needs that is. This place can be really insane sometimes, but remember: you aren't alone here. We all deal with the same scientists and helping each other out isn't a crime and you shouldn't feel bad reaching out for help either!

If anyone has anything they want to discuss, I'll be always available so long as I am around this place! I'm a trained and liscensed psychologist back home and things will always be kept private between us. I promise I'm not a big gossiper.

But, enough of that! I think a game would be fun to play. To break the ice and whatnot. So, lets play Two Truths and a Lie. You introduce yourself and then make three statements. One of them has to be a lie and the other two are truth things. The person needs to guess what is the lie and what are the truthes. You can tell a lot about someone from the things they say and the things they don't say, so it could be fun. I definitely encourage the new people to play along with me. Look I'll go first.

Lets see...

My name is Paprika.

I have saved the world from the brink of doom!
I have been in Luceti for over a year so far.
I once ate 10 hotdogs under five minutes.

Oh and you should tell me why you think the statement is a lie too, just for added fun!

Comments

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

I never tried stretching my mouth out, but I bet I could do it if I wanted to.

[And nope, she's not even going to say whether it's true or not. He didn't ask if it was!]

[goldenglasses]

Can you train your mouth to be bigger? Or even your cheeks! You got to hold that food somewhere while you chew, right?

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone can. There are contests back where I come from, just to see who can eat the most in a certain time.

[goldenglasses]

I think we had some around Gunsmoke too, but they were always too expensive for me to enter. [And you know, too much publicity.] They never had pretty girls in them though!

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh really? That's too bad, I'm sure you would like it. It's a lot of fun to watch. They claim girls can't eat as much, but I bet they're wrong.

[goldenglasses]

I'd say! You can eat ten hotdogs in under five minutes!

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

[A giggle. Okay she can't keep this going.]

Sorry. That's actually the lie!

[goldenglasses]

Wha-!? Why would you lie about something like that?

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Because it's part of the game, of course. I have to make up some kind of lie!

[goldenglasses]

Oh... it's not... just a random fact kinda thing? [Yeah, no - he read this entry way too fast.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Well, you find out facts if you can guess the lie. It helps you learn about the other person that way. You should give it a try too!

[goldenglasses]

I don't know. I'm terrible at lying.

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about that stuff. This is just for fun you know.

[goldenglasses]

Ok, uh... ummmmmm. [Vash just goes quiet for a long time. This may take awhile.]

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

[And she'll just wait here, humming while he thinks. She has all day.]

[goldenglasses]

Ah, okay, um. I like donuts. My favorite kind is honey! Although apple is pretty tasty too! And uh, um... I.... uh, I can't tie my shoelaces?

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

Those are four things, Vash. You need three.

[goldenglasses]

Oh, well then! I like donuts! My favorite it honey! But... um, well, apple is really good too! Maybe my favorite IS apple, but honey is a classic! It's so hard to be a classic! They don't have apple back home, so it's extra tasty because of that! And well...

I can't choose!

[byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com]

...Pfff-- hahahahaha!

[O-Oh, oh no. Sorry Vash, she can't help herself. She just bursts into laughter at his indecision over donuts.]

You really do love all donuts!